The Met Gala was a humongous flop (the presenters! the
wannabes! THE UGLY DRESSES!), and most of the attendees looked like they’d
never heard the word ‘punk’ before. In fact, they probably didn't even know why they were there (Kate Upton, I AM looking at you). But luckily for us, a few ladies and
one very special gentleman managed to bring their punk A game to this
excruciatingly un-punk event.

SJP in Giles Deacon. Self-explanatory. And SO incredibly maj.

Anne Hathaway looked like a revengeful (almost) punk goddess in a
sheer vintage Valentino gown. People should really stop hating this girl. Like, now.

Madonna in Givenchy Couture by Riccardo Tisci. Now, that’s what I call commitment.

Nicole Richie’s custom-made Topshop dress may not have been
punk, but her hair definitely was.

Dressed in Marc Jacobs, Miley totally punked it out. Yet again.

Christina Ricci in Vivienne Westwood Couture. Rational thinking.
Look at Hamish Bowles' nails! And the safety pins! What a punk.